[CopyCat]

Ok I got a rant about people in the bathroom...
I have gone over to peoples houses before,
gone to use there bathroom, and observed
a magizine rack right beside the toilet... And
I mean that sucker will be slap full of crossword
puzzle books, and the latest magizines... Whats
going on here ??? These people are obviously
spending a lot of time on the crapper... So will
someone please tell me what thats all about ???
The last place on the earth I want to spend my
time is with my bare ass spread open on a cold
toilet, basking in the vapors of my own excrement...
When I take a crap, I'm done, and I want out of there...
The sooner the better, it stinks in there... So am I missing
something here, is there something I don't know about sitting
on the crapper ??? I know dog gone well there are some of you throne
sitters out there reading this... Please tell me why you do it ???