[CopyCat]

I am so sick of this end of the world crap I could barf... Every cockamamie fool and his brother are talking about this mess... Global warming is a big one, rising ocean temperatures linked to global warming will drown us all or cause a climatic shift and we'll all freeze or something... You know like you've seen all the reports/studies/physical data, as well as empirical data that bears out this hypothesis... But the rising ocean temperatures couldn't have anything to do with the Sun and underwater volcanic activity, right??? Na... It hasta be those nasty old SUVs and stuff... Give me a fricking break... Then theres the asteroids, those suxer are bearing down on us too, or so they say... I've even read where this one Professor Dummkopf is saying that mobile phones will one day destroy the earth... Yes you read that right, he thinks that the electromagnetic fields generated by cell phones are as we speak pulling asteroids, meteors and comets toward good old mother earth... And hes a Professor for heaven sake, where do they find these people ??? And then theres volcanoes, black holes, nukes, the sun or a close by star going super nova, or how about a weird molecular disaster, or maybe some physicists could unintentionally wipe us all out while tinkering with particles??? `Oops, sorry... If I was worried about all this stuff, I'd be partying all day everyday waiting for the end... Hearing this stuff all the time, over and over is so dehumanizing... Stop it dammit, I'm sick of it...
Grrrr !!!