[CopyCat]

I'll start by telling you that everytime I leave my house in the summer months I'm confronted with a 5 mile ride on a two lane road with a 55 mph speed limit to get to the main highway... This is a somewhat curvy road and is also a bike route and there are often groups of 10 or more bikes riding 3 abreast... And they seem as if they could care less if there are a half dozen cars behind them or not... I have never even once seen them pull off to let traffic by...
So just let me say, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you !!! I hate you with all the loathing, contempt and disgust that the deepest and most vile pits of your imaginary Hell can deliver... Everyone of you should be run-over by every single vehichle that has had the excrutiating misfortune of being stuck behind your spandex covered butt... You should then be struck down by all the vehichles in the oncomming lanes that have had to dodge vehichles that were trying to get around you... And then let one of those vehichles be an M1A1 Abrams tank that will grind you ass under under it's treads... Nay, let it be a fleet of tanks... And after your none-to-soon demise, you should be judged a jackass and a general pain in the ass, and suffered to ride for eternity with the handle bars shoved up your butt... And if ever one of you selfish, sanctimonious, self-absorbed ingrates should get a bumber kiss that sends you and your little spoked toy flying off in to a field or into a tree (prefferably a tree), I only hope you live long enough to see and hear me pointing at you and delivering my [South Park] Nelson "Haa-Haa" laugh you sorry buncha pricks...
There I feel better now...