[CopyCat]

I remember seeing Superman as a kid and thinking that he was the king
of cool... He was the toughest, strongest, fastest man that ever lived...
I thought that until I over heard my gay ass neighbor tell one of his boy
friends that he thought Superman was sweetest, sexiest, most desirable
man that ever lived... Well that pretty much ruined it for me,
I never looked at Superman quite the same ever again...