Most of the time its so great being a independent and freewheeling bachelor... I have absolutely no nick nacks in my house...
Any kinda decorative items I have in a room are also functional... Like a table lighter, clock, lamps and so on...
There is no such thing as "guest towels" or "decorative soaps" in my bathroom,
I use all my towels and soaps... Any candles you find in my house are for burning,
not decoration or whatever it is girls like to do with them... I can stay up as late as I like,
play my music as loud as I want, or get as drunk as I want to and no one complains...
And then there is the sex... I can't really elaborate on this subject too much for fear
of offending someone, or very possibly everyone... But I will say that mine has been
very fulfilling over the years... But it would seem that I have run into a dry spell over
the pass couple of weeks or so... It would seem that I couldn't pick up a fat chick
with a pork chop tied around my neck here lately... I don't know, maybe I'm trying to hard...
Any advice you peeps can give me would be most appreciated... If things don't pick up soon,
I'm going to paint my fingernails pink and start using a lot of hand lotion...