[CopyCat]

You people scorn my beautiful socialite Miss Paris Hilton and you put her
down saying that she has a shallow intellect... Well she seems to be aware
of the old adage that there's no such thing as bad publicity... And you don't
seem to notice that she is ambitious and driven to achieve, rather than
simply basking in her family's vast fortune, as do so many other socialites...
She has been in a number of movies that I've seen like "The Cat in the Hat",
"Zoolander", "Wonderland", "Bottoms Up", "House of Wax", and "George Lopez"
to name a few... I'd say that she is probably a better actor than most of you are...
And she also has dabbled in designing, writing, nightclub management and even
marketing video games - all of which feature her of course... I think the girl has got
it going on, I'd go as far as to say that Miss Hilton is the closest thing America has to a royal Princess...