If you were a celebrity...

[fidget]

Tell me, what would you name your kids? My kids have normal by most standards names... but I'm no celebrity.

Do you ever wonder whether they give their kids weird names just to see how many people will copy them??

[Ricky]

I don't see the point in messing up your kid's lives just to give them a funky name. I think about how they would feel in thirty years when they are adults with stupid names.

[CopyCat]

I was really unaware of the odd, or downright crazy names that celebrities give their children...
But now that I did some checking, I'm fricking shocked...
What the H E double L is wrong with these people...
Below is a list of some names I came across...

Brad Pitt / Angelina Jolie: Zahara Marley (daughter), Maddox Chivan Thornton, (son), Shiloh Nouvel (daughter),
Pax Thien (son)

Kyra Sedgwick / Kevin Bacon: Sosie Ruth (daughter), Travis Sedg (son)

Sylvester Stallone / Sasha Czack: Sage Moonblood (daughter), Seargeoh (son) no last name, just Seargeoh

Bruce Willis / Demi Moore: Rumer Glenn, Scout Larue, Tallulah Belle (all daughters)

Frank Zappa / Gail Zappa: Dweezil (son), Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (son), Moon Unit (daughter),
Diva Muffin (daughter)

[mandarinpeel]

i've heard of most of these names before but diva muffin? that was the only zappa i hadn't heard of and that name made me giggle.

[Tyrfingr]

Diva muffin... That sounds kinda wrong, then again i always had a strange and vivid imagination.

[CopyCat]

Originally Posted by Tyrfingr

Diva muffin... That sounds kinda wrong, then again i always had a strange and vivid imagination.

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I didn't have a problem with the image of a Diva muffin...
It was the Moon Unit name that made me imagine something that I can't post a picture of...

[Ricky]

Ha ha ha ha ha, moon unit. That kid, seriously, that name will drive them to therapy. What kind of a job can you get with a name like that? You'll grow up thinking you are a piece of space equipment.

[Adigia]

Wow some of these names are crazy. I personally love Maddox, but don't ask me to pronounce it though These names are definitely weird but I think celebrities are just not normal to begin with ...so giving their kids normal names would just be odd for them.

[katie]

Think about it, the more unusual their kid's names are, the more they themselves are in the spotlight being talked about. But, some of them do get way far out there! If I was a star, my kids still would have normal names that mean something to me and my husband.

[snookumsnort]

Haven't they considered that their kids might get picked on when they're in school? But I guess they think it's going to get offset by the parents' star status.

Here's a non-celebrity's kid's name...I really really don't understand why they named him....

God Goldin Zig Zag Zig Allah.

He's the brother of Queen Quedith Earth Harrison, one of the track and field athletes who made it to the US Olympic team!