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06-06-2008, 06:01 AM
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No I'm afraid I've never tried the shaking it at girls thing... So did the crazy man make you feel a little randy girl ??? If you say yes, I will add this new technique to my "if all else fails" list... But for now I'm going to stick to my more traditional techniques... Right now I'm suppose to meet a girl at Starbucks for coffee in about 3 and a half hours... I'm wondering right now if I should shave before I go... I know you girls sometimes like to see a little stubble... 
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06-06-2008, 10:58 AM
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And wants to rape me ... I wish you lots of luck today... I LOVE Starbucks so think of me when you are there and drink a vanilla bean frappuccino for me.. I LOVE THOSE...
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06-06-2008, 01:56 PM
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 Your wishing me luck must have paid off because things went well this morning... Not only did Ann show up 20 minutes early, but she also had a pretty girlfriend with her... I suspect she brought her along to give her a second evaluation of me... And although I have not yet ask her for a date or even her phone number [don't want to seem to eager] I think she wants me to... We do now have a standing date for coffee every weekday morning at 8:30 am... Crap, I should have ask her out, I still don't have a date for Saturday night... Looks like I'll probably be supporting one of our local prostitutes this weekend... Its either that or Sally my trusty blow up doll, and shes not much fun... Oh by the way, was that crazy guy one of your new neighbors or are you still back at your old house ???  
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06-06-2008, 01:58 PM
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Well, I can't save I've whipped it out seeing as I lack that part entirely, but when I was computerless I would make frequent trips to the library to just do non important things like chat with a few friends and check up on things. There was a fellow going away on himself while watching well.. y'know.
Strangest thing though (Not like him doing this all together wasn't strange) was that he was holding the privacy screen away from the monitor but we could see everything! \\(O.o)//WHAKLAJHKJHDAKJDH!!!
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06-06-2008, 02:08 PM
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 Wacking off at the library eh... I doubt he picks up many chicks like that... You peeps are suppose to be giving me some helpful advice... So far you guys have not give me swat... 
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06-06-2008, 05:06 PM
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I am still in Indiana soooo the crazy guy moved in about 2 years ago he is from CA... Hey you would like his wife she only wears clothes when he is sober which is NEVER LOL.. No really she does take her clothes off ALOT.. But I have to say this is the first time that I seen HIS THINGY LOL.. and I could not see it good I guess because it was to small LOL...PLUS I turned my head as fast as I could... BOY was that strange having to try and get into the house as fast as I could with out RUNNING LOL..
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06-07-2008, 06:05 PM
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 What you should have done was look straight at him and started laughing... Then start walking toward him while at the same time pulling out your camera phone and snaping off pics... You could have said something like "what you going to do with that little thing"... I bet he would have run for the door... I had a girlfriend tell me a couple of weeks ago that she had an obsence phone call... she said she didn't know it until it was over, she had thought that it was me or her husband playing a trick on her... When she picked up the phone, a deep voice said "Hey girl, I bet you can guess what I got in my hand"... Her thinking it was one of us on the other end of the line she said "If it only takes one hand, I'm not interested"... She told me this was followed by a few seconds of awkward silence then he hung up and has never called back...   PS: I think I'm going to add that little dancing stick man to our list of smileys... You remember we had him over at the Mansion...
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06-07-2008, 06:06 PM
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06-07-2008, 11:20 PM
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LOL if this happens again.. I will start taking my phone outside with me and walk over and take a few pictures LOL... HEY him and his wife came over yesterday to help me move the couch out the side of the street to be picked up on free trash pickup day... He acted just fine BUT was talking about sex toys... OK I gave him and his wife a Dog collar and leash ( sex toys) SOOOOO I am thinking NOW that is has brought all this stuff on.. Ok my mother in law gave me these things and all it was is a Dog collar and leash and I am sorry BUT don't really want to use something like that.. That she used LOL so I gave it to them... BUT if I don't freak out the next time( I hope there is not next time) But if there is I will TRY and get some pictures... And then I will post them on here LOL.... Hey I bet you $$$$ that he would not care a bit for me getting pictures He might like the idea LOL...
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06-07-2008, 11:34 PM
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CopyCat needs some beeyatches apparently.
Well, goodluck with finding somebody! I mean, I am one of those people who hates shallow relationships...but I wish you luck anyway. You will find somebody for sure.
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