Bachelor needs sex !!!

[CopyCat]

Most of the time its so great being a independent and freewheeling bachelor... I have absolutely no nick nacks in my house...
Any kinda decorative items I have in a room are also functional... Like a table lighter, clock, lamps and so on...
There is no such thing as "guest towels" or "decorative soaps" in my bathroom,
I use all my towels and soaps... Any candles you find in my house are for burning,
not decoration or whatever it is girls like to do with them... I can stay up as late as I like,
play my music as loud as I want, or get as drunk as I want to and no one complains...
And then there is the sex... I can't really elaborate on this subject too much for fear
of offending someone, or very possibly everyone... But I will say that mine has been
very fulfilling over the years... But it would seem that I have run into a dry spell over
the pass couple of weeks or so... It would seem that I couldn't pick up a fat chick
with a pork chop tied around my neck here lately... I don't know, maybe I'm trying to hard...
Any advice you peeps can give me would be most appreciated... If things don't pick up soon,
I'm going to paint my fingernails pink and start using a lot of hand lotion...

Click on the gay hand...

[layla]

My advice? You've been on a dry spell for a couple of weeks, huh? Um, maybe call one of the girls you've been out with before, maybe she wants a second go?

Or maybe a shower? New cologne? Wash your shirts?

[CopyCat]

I wash my nasty butt everyday girl... And as for calling those old girl friends,
I guess I could... But I kinda live by this old saying of mine... Once you've
seen one girl naked, you want to see the rest of them... So I'm looking for
someone new, not one of those girls I've already become bore with... I know
I'm not going to fall in love with them or I already would have... I do hope to
one day find a girl that I love as much as I did my X-wife...
So for now I'll just keep looking...

[Lunatik21]

First impression is 90% looks, 10% First 5 things to come out of your mouth.
My advice: Work on the speech, and looks if you aint up to par.
Now if you were looking for something other than sex thats where I could be of help...

[Todd]

Its all about creating and maximizing sexual tension.

Step one...find anyway possible to create sexual tension.

Step two...find anyway possible to exploit the said sexual tension.

[moo6]

Todd has great answers! :D It seems like the cat is in need of a new cat toy as well reading all this. I dont have much advice but just be yourself, chicks get pissed when you just huff and puff and try to blow them away with crap that isnt true. Just lay the cards on the table man, and then throw them on the floor and lay the chick on the....

[Todd]

Be forward, too. Confidence is the A Number One turn on for chicks. They want to be swooned upon.

[CopyCat]

Come on people, all these things you are telling me are bush league,
common knowledge kind of stuff... I'm looking for a secret weapon here...
And no Lunatik21, I'm not just looking for a buddy or a pen pal... I already have
more buddies and friends than I could remember to name in one sitting... I'm looking
for some special tactic or some new method of operation that I've never tried before...
Not anything that requires deception, but something that will make me more desirable...

[aperio]

Hmm, I think the answer is you need to have decorative soaps that you don't use, decorative towels that don't dry, assorted candles that you don't light, go to bed early, turn your music down, drink only non-alcoholic beverages and then tie the porkchop around your neck.

That'll be $125 for the office consultation please.

[CopyCat]

That's Not Funny Aperio !!!
I'm in real pain here...
Your not being very sympathetic...