Anyone want a teenage boy?

[opinionatedfan]

I won't even sell him to ya - just giving him away at this moment! LOL. My son has issues with going to school and has been in trouble for truancy in the past. Well, this morning he wouldn't get up and said he wasn't going. I was fuming but then went back into his room and started yelling. I said, wait a sec, I got up so you can get up. I don't care if you go to school at this point but I'll be darned if you get to sleep when I can't. He decided to go to school...lol.

[CopyCat]

I wonder if it is illegal to put shock collars on teenagers ???
I have a friend that got one for his disobedient dog that just worked wonders...

[Stubblecat]

I'll pass on the boy, thanks. In 10 years I'll have two teenage girls. That'll be enough for me.

[Ayan]

Oh no I have plenty with my teenage brother. What is it about teenagers that makes them feel untouchable? Teens have such a bad attitude it's ridiculous sometimes!

[CopyCat]

Originally Posted by Stubblecat

I'll pass on the boy, thanks. In 10 years I'll have two teenage girls. That'll be enough for me.

OMG !!!
You might want to go ahead and polk yourself with about a thousand needles and then
set yourself on fire in preparation for the pain and torture of dealing with two teenage girls...

[Stubblecat]

I've already started digging the moat around my house. The women in my wife's side of the family... Well, they, uh... Develop early, if you catch my drift. I am NOT going to take it very well when boys start coming to visit my daughters.

[CopyCat]

Yep I get your drift buddy... Well you just wait till those speed bumps come in, all the boys will be hitting
the brakes around your house... And I bet a lot of them can swim and ones that can't will get a boat...

[Stubblecat]

Yeah... Take the above picture and multiply it by a few cup sizes and then you get what I'm in store for. Ugh...

[purplefdu]

lol, you just have to get them to hit the books. I developed early and didn't date til I was 14 at all, had four boyfriends before marrying (including my husband). My dad rarely had an issue with guys hanging about.

[cinema lover]

14, huh? I felt lucky my dad let me start dating at 17. I was actually more afraid of my uncle than I was my dad. He used to threaten to chase the boys off with a shotgun. The night before my first boy/girl party I had a dream that my uncle showed up with his shotgun.