A to Z quotes

[mandarinpeel]

I'm Reed Fish

Ralp:"Easy to get a beer gut when you own a bar. You don't even notice as it happens. Then all of a sudden, you look down and you can't even see your own damn shoes anymore. Yeah, I can't wait for that day. "

[mandarinpeel]

i'm just going to go again to keep this going...

jude (1996)

sue bridehead - "Please don't call me a clever girl, Mr. Phillotson, there are too many of us about these days. "

[CopyCat]

Kentucky Fried Movie

Anon said: "Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigour mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness."

[jinzodude]

License to Wed-
Reverend Frank: "We gotta praya, We gotta pray to make it through the daya!"

[mandarinpeel]

Men In Black

Jay - "You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

[Adigia]

Please don't shoot me because it's actually The Notebook but here it goes

(The) Notebook

Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing. - Noah

The I hate you love affairs are the best and most sincere ones... *sigh*

[Ayan]

Monsters, Inc.

The cleaning guys from the scream factory

"Shut up! You're making him loose his focus!"

Such a hilarious kid movie!

[mandarinpeel]

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

McMurphy:"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

[CopyCat]

Poison (2003)

Kari Wuhrer: "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea!"

Q is next, where is LadyShelley ???

[mandarinpeel]

Quiz Show

Mark Van Doren: "If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."

i figured i'd give ladyshelley a break.