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01-22-2008, 12:28 PM
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 Well I think you guys are forgetting all about the paradox that arises when one considers what would happen if one attached a piece of buttered toast (butter side up) to the back of a cat, and then dropped the cat from a large height... This experiment will produce an anti-gravity effect... I propose that as the cat falls towards the ground, it will slow down and start to rotate, eventually reaching a steady state of hovering a short distance from the ground while rotating at high speed as both the buttered side of the toast and the cat’s feet attempt to land on the ground... 
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01-22-2008, 01:05 PM
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*Steps up to podium to accept award*
Well I would like to thank Satan umm All the Monkies Hopped up on pcp that write all my jokes,All the Great people and Things of entertainment That I make crappy references to,My mommy And all the great people all the Golden toastys Thank you *Staggers and falls off stage*
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02-14-2008, 06:51 AM
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 I made this image using 2500 slices of toast... And boy is my toaster tired... This morning started off like any other day, shower, shave, brush my teeth and so on... But then when I was eating breakfast, I was just about to spread butter on my toast, that is when I seen it... I noticed a small fairly typical hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring... However the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs as well as the changing shades emanating outwards from this black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect to see following the "Big Bang"... Thats right people, right now I have a image of The Big Bang on a piece of toast right here at my house... Its a toast miracle I'm telling you, although I'm not quite sure what to do with it... If any of you guys could give me some advice on this matter it would be deepy appreciated... 
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02-15-2008, 01:17 AM
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Make moar toast
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02-17-2008, 12:18 AM
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 Well thank you very much nachoman... Although I really don't think I'll get anything for my Big Bang toast... Even though I understand that a piece of Jesus toast sold on ebay for $28,000 bucks... You see we people that believe in the Big Bang, don't believe in miracles... 
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02-17-2008, 03:32 AM
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02-17-2008, 04:46 AM
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Okay... you people have issues....
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