I know what you’re thinking: “Two Pamela Anderson posts in one day? Is it my birthday?” No, and you were an accident. It’s just proof that I know how to journal the ism like Gamera on crack. Here’s photos of Pamela Anderson spending Easter with her ex Tommy Lee and their son who has a name, but who cares, my gosh look at that rack. I dunno if Pamela is wearing a towel or a sheet or what, but I’m campaigning to make it illegal for her to wear anything else.

According to the folks over at The Superficial, Britney Spears is auctioning off the clothes she wore on the set of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother. The proceeds will benefit the National Resources Defense Council. Bidding will begin immediately after the episode airs tonight. I’m telling you now because maybe five of you will watch it. Only two shall survive. People reports:

Producers of the show sponsored the sale, which will include a navy print Juicy Couture dress, a yellow Nannette Lepore dress and a cream Nannette Lepore cardigan with blue flower details, all worn by Spears during filming.

For those concerned with cleanliness, the items will be thoroughly sanitized by a professional team of dry cleaners, the Center for Disease Control, Martha Stewart and a Level 7 White Wizard with an AcidCooch Elf Cloak that gives him CrotchEye defense +1. He also wields a battle axe and rides a sabertooth tiger - named Mittens.

Rick Salomon has agreed that the best case scenario is to pretend his marriage to Pamela Anderson never happened. Neither side is seeking spousal support and vow never to set foot in Vegas again - except to gamble and drink all night! WHOO! The AP reports:

Rick Salomon agrees in papers responding to a filing by the “Baywatch” actress that the marriage should be annulled because of fraud, though neither set of documents elaborated.

I don’t know what these two expected to accomplish by getting married. It’s fucking Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, for God’s sake! Did they think magical unicorns would fly through the air trailing rainbows behind them? Everyone knows that only happens when I unzip pants. *ZIP* See? That’s just scie- Bill, watch out! NO! You just got pegasus’d in the skull! Walk it off, Papa Bear! Say, can I have your office? I mean, don’t you quit on me, man! No, for real, I’m just going to start moving my stuff in. LIVE, DAMN YOU! Ooh, a window…

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It was a sunny California Easter weekend filled with family and friends for Disney tween queen Miley Cyrus.

The Hannah Montana actress kicked things off on Saturday with a mother/daughter dinner outing to the Cheesecake Factory in Pasadena.