It was a shock (not really) to everyone when Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon decided to end their brief two month marriage.  But now the focus has moved to the fact that they’re both claiming “fraud” as the reason for their split.

Opting for an annulment rather than a full-fledged divorce, the Baywatch babe and the “One Night in Paris” star/director have both filed paperwork naming fraud, without explaining what exactly they mean.

Kate Beckinsale gives the greatest interviews in the history of interviewography. Recently she commented that she’d rather eat a certain female part than eat sushi. Moviefone quizzed Kate about her comment during an interview for her new movie Snow Angels:

6. You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team?
I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.

Obviously, Kate’s publicist doesn’t know the definition of “HOLY FUCKING SHIT AWESOME!” which, according to my dictionary, is: “adj. 1. Kate Beckinsale dining in vagina town. 2. Hayden Panettiere passed out on my couch. 3. Ashton Kutcher’s death by way of butt cancer.” On bookshelves soon!

Fergie is an admitted former methhead and shared with Marie Claire some of her drop dead riotous adventures in paranoia. Fergie was so sure the government was after her that they were hiding in baked goods. ABC News reports:

“I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so they couldn’t see in,” Fergie told Marie Claire, explaining that she thought the FBI was after her during her brief addiction to methamphetamines around 2001.
“One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me. … I’m searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they’re after me for. I’m in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. I’m thinking, he’s in on it,” Fergie said.

You know what compliments a good drug story? Baby bump pictures! That’s good, old-fashioned awkwardness. These shots were taken last night and there’s no denying Josh Duhamel hates his penis. He impregnated Fergie which must’ve been like knocking up an anatomically correct wax statue - of a man. But without the usual erotic undertones of such an act. I’m, uh, not allowed in a lot of museums these days…

Thanks to Stormy Towers and his brother Cloudy Bungalow.

NEWSFLASH: Winona Ryder still loves her some shoplifting. This report from a week ago slipped under the radar of most outlets. But fortunately I found out, and, shit, I’ll report anything. Right, Chocolate Rain Kid? Anyway, here’s the scoop as reported on Janet Charlton’s Hollywood. Love your chews, baby! [Editor's Note. It's actually Charleston Chews. Not Charlton. Way to be, Janet.]:

Security stopped the shopper, who turned out to be none other than Winona Ryder! She showed the guard her receipt and he proceeded to check her bag. There were a couple of makeup items that were not paid for. Wide-eyed Winona said “I don’t know how that happened” and she quickly paid for the makeup before braving the exit once again.

Remind me to make sure the china cabinet is locked the next time Winona Ryder stops over. I don’t need her stealing my Darth Vader collectable plates. In the meantime, I have no idea who any of these other people are in these pictures. But I’m sure they went home missing a wallet, watch, jewelry and gold fillings. Seriously, she’s that good - except in retail stores. Apparently sensor tags confuse and baffle the Winona.

Thanks to Bonnie for the tip. You stole my heart and, also, my social security number. I’m gonna need that back.