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How to Be a Serial Killer |
HOW TO BE A SERIAL KILLER pokes fun at the self-help literature industry and
motivational speakers in general. There are so many ways to get off track while
pursuing the perfect life, and an even greater number of pop-psychologists and gurus
out there to lead the masses astray. Mike Wilson has found the perfect method of
getting your life back on track and achieving a meaningful existence. Mike teaches his
method in an exciting seminar series: How To Be A Serial Killer. Mike tells all...
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HOW TO BE A SERIAL KILLER pokes fun at the self-help literature industry and
motivational speakers in general. There are so many ways to get off track while
pursuing the perfect life, and an even greater number of pop-psychologists and gurus
out there to lead the masses astray. Mike Wilson has found the perfect method of
getting your life back on track and achieving a meaningful existence. Mike teaches his
method in an exciting seminar series: How To Be A Serial Killer. Mike tells all of his
students: 'You have what it takes, you just have to pull the trigger on the life you
deserve.' Students rave about Mike's depth of knowledge on the subject of serial killing
and his endless enthusiasm and zest for life. One student described Mike as 'a tasty
smoothie made from a little bit of Charles Manson, some Tony Robbins, and a sprinkle of
the messianic charisma of Jesus.'
Mike administers his first one-on-one tutorial when he recruits a lost soul named Bart to
be his pupil in the art of serial killing. Mike's 10-lesson program includes weaponry,
corpse disposal, keeping things from loved ones, and many other pearls. As Mike
begins to teach Bart more and more about the ways of successful serial killing, it
becomes more and more difficult to hide the truth from his girlfriend Abigail (Laura Regan. And when she does inevitably find out, Mike's life as serial killer gets thrown for a serious loop.
Now, devastated by the loss of the love of his life, and with the cops on his tail for the
first time in his life, Mike and Bart retreat to Mike's desert hideout to make preparations
for their escape to Mexico. But when a local sheriff's department interrupts their
preparations, all hell breaks loose, and Mike must learn a lesson of his own: how to deal
with police standoffs and full-scale gunfights.
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Trick 'r Treat |
t is said that Halloween is the night when the dead rise to walk among us and other unspeakable things roam free. The rituals of All Hallows Eve were devised to protect us from their evil mischief, and one small town is about to be taught a terrifying lesson that some traditions are best not forgotten. Nothing is what it seems when a suburban couple learns the dangers of blowing out a Jack-o-Lantern before midnight; four women cross paths with a costumed stalker at a local festival; a group of...
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t is said that Halloween is the night when the dead rise to walk among us and other unspeakable things roam free. The rituals of All Hallows Eve were devised to protect us from their evil mischief, and one small town is about to be taught a terrifying lesson that some traditions are best not forgotten. Nothing is what it seems when a suburban couple learns the dangers of blowing out a Jack-o-Lantern before midnight; four women cross paths with a costumed stalker at a local festival; a group of pranksters goes too far and discovers the horrifying truth buried in a local legend; and a cantankerous old hermit is visited by a strange trick-or-treater with a few bones to pick. Costumes and candy, ghouls and goblins, monsters and mayhem...the tricks and treats of Halloween turn deadly as strange creatures of every variety--human and otherwise--try to survive the scariest night of the year.
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Seventh Moon |
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According to an ancient Chinese myth on the full moon of the seventh lunar month the gates of hell open and the dead are freed to roam among the living. While honeymooning in China, a young couple takes part in a sacred event that honors these spirits. As night falls, their tour guide abandons them in a desolate field. Now what they thought was a joke is becoming far too real as they fight to survive the night of the SEVENTH MOON.
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Offspring |
THEY HUNT IN PACKS. THEY FEED ON FLESH. THEY PREY ON INNOCENCE. Back with a vengeance and an insatiable appetite for human flesh...THEIR TIME HAS COME AGAIN.
Based on the acclaimed novel and adapted for the screen by best-selling author Jack Ketchum, OFFSPRING follows the survivors of a brutal flesh-eating clan that has resurfaced in the once sleepy town of Dead River, Maine. The locals are in for a rude awakening when they realize it's the same pack that the sheriff thought he'd killed...
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THEY HUNT IN PACKS. THEY FEED ON FLESH. THEY PREY ON INNOCENCE. Back with a vengeance and an insatiable appetite for human flesh...THEIR TIME HAS COME AGAIN.
Based on the acclaimed novel and adapted for the screen by best-selling author Jack Ketchum, OFFSPRING follows the survivors of a brutal flesh-eating clan that has resurfaced in the once sleepy town of Dead River, Maine. The locals are in for a rude awakening when they realize it's the same pack that the sheriff thought he'd killed off a decade ago. Just when they thought the nightmare was over, they're about to discover that the fight for their lives has only just begun.
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It's Alive |
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When a young woman (Bijou Phillips) learns she is pregnant, she leaves graduate school to move to the country with her boyfriend in this remake of the classic 1970s horror film. The fate of the happy new family takes a gruesome turn when animals and people end up brutally dead ' all with a strange connection to their newborn. Could their new child be the monster responsible for the gruesome murders?
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The Hiding |
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Each member of the Burton family has suffered loss and pain, which the family wants to put behind them. However, their attempt to start a new life turns bloody when their tormented nightmares and dark secrets of the past seep into their daily lives. The world around them spins chaotically out of control, and their new life turns more horrific than the past they tried to escape, leaving them with nowhere to hide.
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The Hills Run Red |
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In the vein of horror classics from the 1970s and 80s, Dark Castle's The Hills Run Red follows Tyler, a film fanatic whose obsession with finding a complete print of an infamous slasher movie leads him and two friends into the backwoods where the film was shot. They realize too late that filming never ended--and now they must survive a nightmarish onslaught or become part of the movie forever.
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Farm House |
Chad and Scarlet leave their old life and horrifying secrets behind in search of a fresh start. But when a near-fatal car accident leaves them stranded in the middle of nowhere, they turn to a mysterious farm couple for shelter.
Chad and Scarlet soon realize that this shadowy pair is somehow linked to their past and the fate of their future is held in unforgiving hands. Together, Chad and Scarlet endure immense torture and heartbreak in an attempt to make amends for their past mistakes,...
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Chad and Scarlet leave their old life and horrifying secrets behind in search of a fresh start. But when a near-fatal car accident leaves them stranded in the middle of nowhere, they turn to a mysterious farm couple for shelter.
Chad and Scarlet soon realize that this shadowy pair is somehow linked to their past and the fate of their future is held in unforgiving hands. Together, Chad and Scarlet endure immense torture and heartbreak in an attempt to make amends for their past mistakes, but will they be able to attain salvation, or will it be too late?
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Witchmaster General |
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Phil Lewis of the legendary rock band L.A. Guns plays the charming but menacing Dr. Phineas Gorgon, an evil witch-doctor who uses his wicked powers ' as well as his close relationship with Satan himself ' in terrifying murder-for-hire schemes. Unfaithful wives, disloyal friends, a double-crossing boss... they can all go away for just the price of your soul!
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G Force Movie Review
